Top Ten Signs You're Über-Green at Notre Dame
10. You’ve debated a flat-tax or cap-and-trade system to limit campus print quotas.
9. Priest says: “Be more pious.” You hear: “Buy a Prius.”
8. You didn’t shower or turn on a light the entire week during the dorm energy competition.
7. You’ve tried to figure out how to harness the thermal energy generated at the grotto.
6. You feel a need for reconciliation after buying an incandescent bulb.
5. You’ve emailed the Vatican, asking that ‘energy inefficiency’ be listed as the eighth deadly sin.
4. When the title ‘holy father’ is used, you first think of Al Gore.
3. You’ve googled “carbon-neutral prayer” – just in case.
2. Upon graduation, you look up at the dome, shed a tear, and ask “why haven’t we covered that thing with photovoltaic cells yet?”
1. You actually read the GreeND newsletter.
-Joe Kindt, MBA ’09
